That’s a fact! . . . In my opinion!

It’s better to be good for something than good for nothing!

I live in my own world, they know me here!

Mirror, mirror on the wall . . . what the %#@&! Happened?

I love you more today than yesterday! {Yesterday you really ticked me off!}

If you met my family . . . you would understand!

Can you fix my husband?   He says he’s broke.

My road to success . . . is under construction

money talks . . . mine always says “goodbye”

My wife keeps saying I never listen to her . . . or something like that

I’m the boss!    My wife said I could be.

Real women don’t have hot flashes . . . they have power surges

“Hard work never killed anyone!” But why take the chance?

I may be wrong . . . but I know I’m right!

Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcibly. 

Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?