That’s a fact! … In my opinion!

Mirror, mirror on the wall …..what the %#@&! Happened?

I love you more today than yesterday! {Yesterday you really ticked me off!}

If you met my family….you would understand!

Can you fix my husband?   He says he’s broke.

My road to success….is under construction

money talks……mine always says “goodbye”

My wife keeps saying I never listen to her….or something like that

i’m the boss!    My wife said I could be.

Real women don’t have hot flashes…..they have power surges

“hard work never killed anyone!” But why take the chance?

I may be wrong……but I know i’m right!

Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcibly. 

Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?